HOW WAS SPY KIDS 3 A MOVIE
Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER
First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ
THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?
Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??
who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly
THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE
WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES
ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP
ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE
Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression
Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?
AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE
AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON
HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???
Yaaaaaay I got a shoutout
Of course you get a shoutout, you’re awesome and finally meeting you was definitely one of the highlights of the trip. I will be back when I can (hopefully that thing I’m planning actually happens).
This trip has been incredibly fun so far. Got to spend time with lots of guys from Perth, met some of the yugioh players who also play MtG (and beat one of them in the main event), cheered some of the other Perth players to their awesome results (including winning the main event [with its $4000 first prize]), and just had a much more relaxed event than normal since the only person I needed to do well for was me. I also finally got to meet Bek in person which was pretty awesome since she’s so awesome. And tonight drinks with Lizzie and Jessie. I need to get to Sydney more often because there’s so many fun people here.
This is the least pressured card games trip I’ve ever taken. It feels good to not have to worry about how the event goes for once, because my only job is to have fun and play as well as possible.
This is the 4th time I’m leaving Perth this year. For someone who doesn’t like travelling very much I certainly do it a lot.